Well, it's finally out there ... "The Hills" stars' salaries are pretty much as nauseatingly huge as you may or may not have expected -- but, on a positive note, at least Spencer Pratt doesn't rake in the most.
Here's each star's salary per episode, according to TheDailyBeast.com:
-- Lauren Conrad, who was guaranteed the highest salary on the show during her stint, earned $125,000 -- Audrina Patridge, "Lo" Bosworth, and Heidi Montag each got $100,000 -- Kristin Cavallari -- who replaced Lauren Conrad this season -- earns $90,000 -- Spencer Pratt earns $65,000 -- Brody Jenner earned $45,000
That officially makes them the highest paid actors in a scripted, non-scripted show ever.
Here's 22-year-old reality TV star Kristin Cavallari wearing a cutout Herve Leger dress in L.A. on Tuesday (left) -- and 39-year-old "The Hangover" star Heather Graham in the same little black number in Ireland on Monday (right).
The claws are back out between "Laguna Beach" enemies celebrity Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad -- with Kristin cattily claiming if she joins "The Hills" next season, "I will do it better than her."
LC's vacant stares and awkward silence will be tough to beat.
A group of paps were ready for a gaggle of half-nude Victoria's Secret model to hit Miami Beach last week, when lo and behold, three reality television stars showed up to do what they do best: Steal the spotlight. Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari were conveniently beachside before the VS crew on Friday -- when they were asked to leave the real estate by security so the real models could get to work, according to the NY Daily News.
But the damage was done -- as you can see by the photo on the left.
Not only has Paris Hilton taught baby brother Barron how to party, she's sharing her valuable talents with reality "star" Kristin Cavallari! Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely ladies of the moment ... pure role models for the little ones ... at PURE at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
L.C.'s birthday bash was likely ruined when her on screen real life nemesis, Kristin Cavallari, showed up at Goa nightclub where she was partying with Lo -- the drama!
Also in L.A.: "Fantastic Four" hottie Chris Evans showed his New England pride, Pierce Brosnan exclaimed his love of noodles, and DJ Qualls -- who gave his pick for president ... sorta.
In NYC, everyone flocked to a Marc Jacobs party -- including Helena Christensen, Anne Hathaway, Tommy Hilfiger and Allison Janney.
Kristin Cavallari was forced to answer an awkward question outside of Cinespace last night: "Why do you think reality stars fail after their 15 minutes?"